shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

pulpdrinker:

sex tip!! when he puts it in, yell ‘what are u doing in my swamp’

hitlervevo:

people who actually buy themes

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people who prefer buying music 

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buying

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getting things illegally 

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sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

uglygirlsclub:

i keep going back to look at this

zkac:

  • just because
  • i disagree with you
  • does not mean
  • i am not your friend

fuck-yeahpokemon:

BUT WHERE’S MEGA FLYGON

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

rudolphofficial:

is michael cera even a real person?

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you