officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

dajo42:

when you and your best friend both think the same thing

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officialfrenchtoast:

devothegod:

frodothedodo:

The greatest moment in the history of film

you can almost hear it

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deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

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unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

Reblog if you’ve been offended by the words of your own parents.

sympatheticdean:

boyofficial:

roythomasmusic:

mo-livan:

hecatesdaughters:

shadowc44:

sammithehoboacrossthestreet:

viara:

I want to know if I’m the only one.

fucking shit

Definitely. 

sooooo many times.

The amount of notes makes me sad

Wow the number makes me sad.

My dad once called me a faggot as a joke. 

Every time my dad makes some sexist comment, yet he doesn’t realize it

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

smugasaurus:

ilove-unicorns:

overland-and-sea:

look at all those majestic sea pancakes

Sea pancakes.

bansheebeauty:

There’s one other name you might know me by…

bansheebeauty:

There’s one other name you might know me by…

trilbiesarecool:

ami-sempai:

This gave me fucking goosebumps.

I will always reblog this.

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY

wolfcorpses:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

IT’S A NIGHT FURY