when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you
that one person who whenever they come online you just
i smell friend
When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it
A compilation of Tumblr’s hilarious posts to lighten up your day. ENJOY!
I TOTALY ENJOYED IT, CHOCOLATE
when u haven’t masturbated in ages and
damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people
bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war
why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there
what are you gonna do?
stab a skeleton in the heart?
I STILL HAVEN’T FOUND MY BERRIES